Monday, 10 September 2007

I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Wikipedia is AWESOME

At least five of the following are necessary for a diagnosis (as with many DSM diagnoses, they must form a pervasive pattern; for example, a person who shows these criteria only in one or two relationships or situations would not properly be diagnosed with NPD):

  1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
  2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
  3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
  4. requires excessive admiration
  5. strong sense of entitlement
  6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
  7. lacks empathy
  8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
  9. arrogant affect.

LOL

I am a fat transvestite


Sometimes when my mum is at bingo I like to wear her clothes. This is the only way I can achieve an erection.
Then I like to post on internet messageboards and get people to tell me I am great. This helps me come to terms with my feelings of utter inadequacy.
I have never had a girlfriend.

LOL OMG MSN PANDER

I don't like people who talk to girls on the internet. It makes me feel inferior because I can't get a girlfriend.

I hate women. This proves I am not a homosexual.

I live with my mum

I live with my mum in her spare bedroom. It's embarassing when I'm wanking over scat porn and she catches me on the vinegar strokes.

I like porn because I have never had a girlfriend.

Jam Master Geordie

Hello

I am Jam Master Geordie and I am a dullard with no friends.